Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Thursday AM. {Retarded Headline About Russia Meeting With USA, Parent's Spend Money Stupidly? Then Complain About Child Care Cost?, Fun Meme Mocking Democrat's Intelligence Caused Man To Be Arrested-Overturned, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Local Work Accident-no one hurt, Steve Bannon no one cares, Epstein Clickbait, So-Called 'Flood News' That Isn't Flood News, Florida Hotspot, Follow-up Shocking Flood 'Damage' Stories, Old Rapper Died, Man Put Shark Back Into Water, MN Drug Bust, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {No Leads On Missing Washington Man, NY Is So Messed Up, Lady Was Murdered Paddleboarding? Or After Paddleboarding?, Possible Maybe-Lady Says Was Raped On July 4th-Might Be True, Gang Member Arrested In Omaha.}

Thursday PM. {Sunday Is One Year After 1st Trump Murder Attempt, Experienced Clown Says-Clowns Are Kind-Awesome People-Trump Is A Kind Awesome Person, Jerome Powell Likely Broke The Law?-Grift Of Fancy Fed Chair Headquarters?, NY Is Jealous Of Omaha's MS-13 Kingpin?, Trump Protecting USA Aid For USA Citizens-Not Illegal Aliens, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {State-Level Politician Gets A Divorce, Flood Victim Drama Gathering, Taking Photos Of Flood Area From A Plane, Kay's This And That-Wichita Kansas Is Closed, Mamdani Is Local NY Politics, Lady Partied All Night With Strangers, 1994 Murder, Fetterman Clickbait, Rock From Mars Being Sold, Retarded Party In NY, NY Job Market Isn't Nat'l News, Grieving Widow Is Grieving, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Lady Possibly Raped, Illinois Skydive Death, Rape In Broad Daylight Is Worse Than Regular Daylight?}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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