Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Sunday AM. {Texas Flood 51 Dead Including Dozens Of Adults, Flood Personal Drama Stories, US House Now Has One Less Republican-Man Resigns For A 'Job', Texas To Get Updated Flood Alert System, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {East Coast Weather, Small Airplanes Often Stray In Restricted Space, Each Year-Fireworks Accidentally Get Set Off, Kids Risks Lives Going Up To Homes Looking For Trouble-duh!, Sharks In The Water-duh!, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Man Snorkeling-Hit By Boat, Road Rage-Girl Shot, Missing Person's Body Is Found.}

Sunday PM. {Texas Flood 80+ Dead Including Dozens Of Adults, Flood Of Personal Drama Stories, Democrats Admit They Created Chaos But Liked Big Beautiful Bill Provisions, Trump Will Visit Texas Later This Week, Bus Load Of Camping Survivors Leave Flood Area, Hostage Compound Full Of Animals, Many Planes Entered Restricted Airspace, People Ok With Sharks In Water, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Retarded Writer Wrote Story About Someone 'Teasing'?, Parents Of Killer Says..., Cars Crashed Into Store, Scared Flood Victims Cried, Trans' Teammates Say..., Smart People Make Money-Doesn't Matter What Color They Are, UFOs Yawn, A Local Country Club Story-Really?-Nat'l News?, Politician Doesn't Answer A Question-Shocking!, RETARDED-Mini-mart Cat, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Ice Fell On Couple-Dead, Indiana Shooting-2 Dead.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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