Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Sunday AM. {Top Story-Senate Bill Passes Out Of Debate 51-49 Despite Democrat Group-Hate, Govt Looking For Leakers Of National Security Info, Deranged Haters Spew Hate At SCOTUS, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Storm In The Ocean Might Not Become Hurricane, Barista Story-Drama-not nat'l news, Elon Musk Said..., Car Jumped 150 Distance, Diddy-no one cares, Book Advertisement Masked As 'News', Tornados Hit Nothing, Druggies Go To Clinics, Hail Storms Damage Planes, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Lady Killed By Illegal Aliens-last month, Beach Injuries-Beaches Aren't Playgrounds, Stabbing In Underground Train, Lady Dies In Donation Box, Car Struck Pedestrian-8yr Old Boy Died.}

Sunday PM. {US Senate Bill In Debate-Lies And Panic Strategy By Democrats-Blue Cities, ALL Democrats Are Holdouts From Big Beautiful Budget Bill, Retarded Writer Writes Riddle-Hides Story, Retarded Pride 'Parade' Is Nothing To Be Proud Of, Cuts In Programs Don't Mean EVERYONE Will Be Abandoned-Duh!, 35 million people under the poverty line inside the United States, and there's 70 million people that are signed up for Medicaid, No Tax On Journalist's Overtime?, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Drunk Driver Causes Damage, A Store Opened Another Store, NY Politics-What A Waste Of A Journalist 'Degree', Dead Man In A River On East Coast-yawn, Dogs Are Hostages-Amid Lonely People, Coast Guard Rescues People, Retarded Little King Connects Un-Connectable Dots, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Baby Found After Mom Dies, Apartment Explosion Kills 1, Rash Of Stories Proving NYC Is A Hellhole, Robber Wanted To Die?}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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