Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Thursday AM. {Within 5 Seconds-You Hear Boston Mayor Is Bat-Poop Retarded, Congress/Executive Branch Investigating Biden Aides To Save Democracy!, Political Socialist Hotbed-NY, Trump Working On Relations With Xi/China, Social Media Influencer Angelgarden Noticed Kids Sports Hurts Kids' Bodies-Mary Lou Retton Ailments In News Today, Supreme Court Protects 2A In Ruling, NATO Needs To Have Alternatives To USA For Protection, SCOTUS Rules For Normal People's Discrimination Rights, Addled Biden CLAIMS He Made Decisions, Musk DODE Cuts Were NEVER Forgotten-Always A Plan, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Neighbor Says..., WEEKS Ago FBI Deputy Director AND Kashyup Patel (FBI Director) Confirmed Epstein Death-Suicide, Normal Airport News Is NOT US NEWS, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Young Lady Is Missing, Man Kidnapped Someone.}

Thursday PM. {Media Picks And Chooses 'Quotes' From Trump/Musk Discussion-Fun Troll Fun!, Are Photos Of A Teacher's Breasts X Rated?-Let Me See!, US House Requests & Subpoenas Suspicious Biden Circle, Unstable Elon Musk?-What's Next?-Unstable Media?, Elon Musk Going The Wacky Weird Way Of Kanye West?, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Someone's Heartbreaking Text Isn't News, Diddy Had Lots Of Sex, Speed Limit In NY, Retarded Story-Attention Seeking Musk Baby Momma Says..., Clooney Says Stupid Stuff-Duh!, Riddle Stories Are Desperate, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {NY Hellhole-Youth Crime Up.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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