Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Friday AM. {Today! SCOTUS Says President Can End 500K Temporary Alien Statuses, Still Working USA/China Trade Deal, Govt Arresting Idiots Who Threaten USA President, Wealth Mgmt 'Professionals' Make Money Handling Colleges Huge Wealth, ALERT: High Winds Threaten Trucks/Vehicles On I-90!, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Student-Athlete Drama-no one cares, Man Died In NY?, Media/AOC Drama, Media Joins Claim That Mystery Volcano Maybe Might Possibly Erupt, Retarded Writer Writes Cuss Words-Awed By An Actor!, Tornadoes Are Not Movies?-Wow!, Retarded Proms-What Good Are They?, Royally Stupid-no one cares, Sports For Dummies Has Long History, Man Packed His Suitcases, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Measles From International Airplane Ride, NY Is Anti-Small Business? In A Park, Hiker Didn't Die.}

Friday PM. {Spoiler Alert: X Punched Elon, Trump US Steel Rally Today, Hamas Propaganda Incites Campus Terrorism?, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Even Dumber Than The Dumbest Lead Story EVER!, Trump Didn't Answer Diddy Question-no one cares, Fake Taxi-no one cares, Elon Musk-no news today-just clickbait, State Senators Aren't US NEWS, Art Story?-Gallery Lady Gets Fired, 74yr Old Attention Whore?-Finally Grads College, No Agreement Yet? In Trump's Lawsuit Against CBS, Nassau Is In The Bahamas, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {15yr Old Fell Into A River.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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