Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Monday AM. {Caring-In-Chief: Trump Posts Many Solemn/ Patriotic/ Compassionate Memorial Day Messages Today!, Biden Presidency Book-Small Group Were In Charge, Writer 'Suggests' That Putin Implied Message To Trump, Visa's Are A Privilege No Matter Who You Are, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Man Failed To Firebomb Building In Israel, 2 Men Killed In Georgia In March, How Many Earthquakes EVERY DAY In USA?, Old Politician Died, NYC Man Died, 'Stomping Face' is same thing as 'Stomping On Face'-IKR?, 1 Man Escaped Prison, Retarded Park Story, Influencer Did Something Stupid-Then Cried, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Released Murderer Has Child Porn, NY Is A Hellhole-Just Like You Think!, Man Killed Someone Over An Argument, Baby Bit By Rattlesnake-Early May.}

Monday PM. {Caring-In-Chief: Trump Posts Many Solemn/ Patriotic/ Compassionate Memorial Day Messages Today!, Writer Directly Takes Swipe At Trump, Kamala Takes Swipe Too!, US Govt Wants Sanctions On Russia, Harvard Is In Big Trouble-Not Tough On Jew Haters?, Onlookers Looked At Parades Across USA!, USA Not Importing Oil From Venezuela, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Media Is Slow-Reading Damning Books About Biden, Girl Runs Into Path Of Ebike, Menendez Bros-no one cares, Straphangers?, Diddy-no one cares, NY Finds Another Dead Body, A Son Dies Of Cancer, Media Tells Dr. Oz's Full Name-Um Ok, Obama Advisor...yawn, NY Bus Driver Says..., and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Lady Boss Groped Others?, Why Was An Engineer Touching A Welder?.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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