Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Thursday AM. {Kash Patel Is A Smart Man!, Trump/UK Agrees To Basics Of Trade Deal!, High Taxes State Gives Out Relief Money, FBI Investigating Letitia James' For Personal Mortgage Fraud Crimes!, Weak Journalists Can't Report On Democrats Because Of 'Shame'?, Harvard Is Rich-Doesn't Need US Subsidizing, Trump Admin Fixing Airport System, Planned Parenthood Doesn't Need US Gov't Money, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Local Criminal Gets Sentenced, Social Media AI Down Syndrome, Fetterman Clickbait-almost fell for it, Guessing At Predicting Hurricanes Isn't 'NEWS', Lionizing, Karen Read-no one cares, No Such Thing As A High School 'Star', and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Arrest Of Cat Abuser, Man Murdered Girlfriend, Cops Stop Man From Killing Another Man! Yay!, Idiot Teen Rides/Falls Off Of Moving Jeep-Dead Now.}

Thursday PM. {Robert Selected As Pope!-An Honorary Title That Is Religiously Meaningless, Trump/UK Agree To Basics Of Trade Deal!, No News About The Columbia Terrorists On Campus, Trump Wants Russia War Cease Fire, Trump Admin Great Plan To Fix Flying, Trump Upgrades To A Better Acting FEMA Leader?, White House Celebrates Mothers' Day-ON WRONG DAY!, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Biden-no one cares, Adams Run Laps?, No One Cares What The Pope Says..., Creepy Sex Clickbait About A Batty Chick, NY'rs Pray-Shouldn't They Vote Differently Instead?, Jennifer Anniston Isn't Clickbait, Victim's Family See Evidence In Court, Grieving Family Is Sad, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Man Shot In NY?-Ah Yes-Hellhole!}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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