Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Friday AM. {Stock Market Pretty Darn Normal, DOGE Has Just Begun-Huge Savings Already!, Lower Courts Still Claim Jurisdiction Over Deportations, Trump Posts On Truth Social @realdonaldtrump About Daylight Savings Time-For It, USA Has Small Space Force Base On Greenland?, School VP Had Odd Interactions With Student, China Promises No More Tariff Hikes In Their Decades Long Trade War On USA, Water Rights In Dispute With Mexico, GNC Is Owned By China?, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Dad Takes His Children, James Carville Has Become A Joke-He's Only Clickbait Now, Menendez-no one cares, NY Billboards-no one cares, Several Stories About ONE Helicopter Crash In NY-not US NEWS, Stupid Weezer Stuff, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Another Small Aircraft Crashes.}

Friday PM. {Still Waiting On A Judge To Rip/ Slam/ Roast/ Flame Biden Admin For Covering Up Nincompoop Biden And Incompetent Harris, Trump Admin To Hold Illegal Aliens Accountable, Everyone Knows China Is A Threat, Man Threatened Trump/Govt Officials, Paula On A Presidential Power Trip, 500M$ Of Pandemic Equipment Unused-Just For NY, Clyburn Says The Dumbest Sh-t, Media Admits Stocks Rebounded While Trying To Attack MTG, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Influencer Drama Is Retarded-not US NEWS!, Helicopter Crash Victims-Still Dead, The White House Is Icky-Not Related To Birds Outside White House, State Politicians-no once cares, Repeated Storyline-Darien Gap In Jungle Isn't Used Much Now, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Human Fetus Is An Unborn Baby-Found On NY Street.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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