Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Saturday AM. {Yesterday's News-Vance Went To Greenland-But It's A Big Place, Weak Canada Panicking Over Fair Trade With USA, Atlantic Coast Teacher 'Molested'? School Boy, Jew Hater Fired From Job Is A Lady Doctor, MAGA Hat Hater Is A Liberal, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Lady Says Man Masturbated On Plane, Newsom-no one cares what he says, COVID Memorial?-yawn, A War Game Is Not A Weapon-It's A Game, Cops Take Knives Away, Clickbait Boobs Lady Photo, The Weather Changes On Atlantic Coast, Kamala's StepKid-no one cares, Men Are On OnlyFans, Retarded Local Pizza Story, 90yr Old Tells Jokes, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Grieving Mom Is Sad And Mad.}

Saturday PM. {No Deal Yet For New Hostage Releases or Cease Fire-Hamas War, "Office Of The Director Of National Drug Control Policy"-Sara Carter Is The Director, Danish PM Tastes Like Cheesecake-LSL, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Amusement Parks Get Visitors!-duh, RFKJR+ Wants Others To Lose Weight, College Lady Thinks Jew Hating Is Nonsense, Is Maher A Type Of Smelly Fish?, A European City Says..., Politician Was Savage, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {2 Dead In Shooting In Washington, Another Small Plane Crashes?-This Time Into A House-BAN Small Planes, Old Story?-Lady Released By Taliban On Thursday, Three People Were Mowed And Killed In Amateur-Style Story, They Slapped A Lady In Florida-with Charges.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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