Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Thursday AM. {Investigating Hamas-Loving Jew-Haters Hating On Jews, TikTok Was Haven To Cartels!, FBI Arrests A Leader Of MS-13 Gang, Obama Judge Gets Trump White House Cases, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Drama-Many Dumb Democrats vs A Few Firebrand Republicans-But Who's Keeping Score?, Organ Transplant Death, Communion Wafers Were Good, Local College News, Doctor Might Not Like His Wife, Media Says Hurricanes Can Be Bad, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Short School Bus Crash-Kids Injured, Wild Fires In East US, Military Training Accident Overseas, Texas Car Crash, Man (who was grown) Found Under Bed In Wrong House, Creepy Man Did Nasty Things At Work, Chunky Lady Attacked In Dallas, Very Chunky Obese Fat Grotesque Man or Woman w Moustache Attacks Teslas.}

Thursday PM. {Tesla Bomber Arrested, Trump Saves US House Seat By Keeping Elise Stefanik In Office, 300+ Student Visas Revoked, Is Crocket Hurting Democrat Party?, Trump Has Supporters In Greenland, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Gene Hackman Is Still Dead, Tate Drama-no one cares, Lady Is Ugly And Painted Poorly, Terribly Written Article Makes Claims About Houthi Information-Odd Use Of Quotes and Non-Quotes, NY Real Estate Drama, Democrats Made Plans For Various Joe Biden Scenarios, Elon Musk Says..., Coffee Shop Owner Has Religious Beliefs, Man Rescued From Mud, Noem Wore And Expensive Watch-Maybe, A House Loses Value, Kid Walks Like An 80yr Old, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {14yr Old Girl Killed By 13yr Old Boy?}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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