Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Monday AM. {Thee Story: Border Czar Says CNN Question Is Ridiculous, USA Working Hard To End Russia's War, Kamala Still Incoherent-Months After Election!!!, Awesome Weather For Large Majority Of USA!!!, A Border Patrol Officer Was Double Agent For Mexican Cartel-Is Now Arrested, Trump Shows Up At NASCAR Daytona 500-First Major MAGA Sporting Event Of 2025, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Snow Avalanche In Mountains, Deputy Mayors?, Very Stale Murder Drama, Still Gets Cold In Winter-Keep Warm-Don't Die, Trump's Granddaughter-no one cares, Tom Hanks Touts Clueless Elite Idiot Credentials, Musk Clickbait, SNL & NYC Mayors-No One Cares About Either, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Don't Smuggle Drugs In Russia, Little Girl Died-Very Sad.}

Monday PM. {All Boeing Airplanes That Took Off-Landed Safely Today, Media Outing The Geniuses Helping Musk, Trump Negotiating Payback For Support For Ukraine, NATO Leader Likes Trumps' Help, Kristi Noem Man's Up-Apologizes To Border Patrol Agents, Tik Tok Is A Hellhole Too?-Scams To Raise $$, Trump Appears To Back Country Of Taiwan-China Is Mad, Musk Finds Social Security Mystery-Possible Abuse, Nuclear Weapons Workers Saved By Trump, Peace Talks Are A Process-Just Like Buying A House With A Realtor, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Lady Still Claiming Her Baby Is Also Musks', NY Politics-no one cares, Art Story On A Monday-no one cares, Store Closes In NY, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {A Bombardier Plane Crashed-3 Injured Including 2 Adults, Police Arrest A Cult Leader.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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