Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Monday AM. {Tech Stock Markedly Lower Monday Morning, Irreparable Damage To US Military Members' Careers Over Covid 'Fake Vaccine', Parents Should Give Up Child Tax Credit To Pay For School Security, Top Med Schools Have Dumbest Spoiled Jew Hating Terroristic Kids, Media Generating Cali Mudslide Panic For Clickbait, 100% Of NFL Watchers Are Idiots-Right? IKR?, NASCAR Starts Feb 2, Govt Should Charge Celebs 1M$ To Tag Along With Border Patrol, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Ducks Are Birds-Bird Flu, Lady Goof'n About Nazi Solute, The Most Freaking Dumb Story Is Local WINTER Weather in Winter!, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Sick Man Kills His Kid-But All Women Are Awesome-Even Though THEY Kill Kids Too, Man Died-Ran Over While Sleeping(passed out?) In The Street.}

Monday PM. {Trump FIRES Jack Smith Coworkers, Ly'n Illinois Democrats, China Company Claims A Cheaper AI Technology, Trump Treasury Secretary Confirmed, Duh!, Media Repeated Democrat Panicky Lies About Sweeping Tariffs, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Retarded Story About Phil-no one cares, Fetterman Said..., View Reacted..., Small Countries Prez's Daughter Says Something-no one cares, JD Vance Says...no one cares, Casey Anthony and Drag Queen Is NOT Clickbait, Cop Released From Hospital, Unqualified Teacher Trashes Trump, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Kid Found In Pond-Dead, Kid Stabs A Man-Dead, NY Is Hellhole-"Just A Way Of Life"}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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