Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Friday AM. {SCOTUS Agrees TikTok Ban Law Is Constitutional, Fires Still Burn In Outskirts Of L.A., Trump & Xi (CHEE!) Talked, On Average-385000 House Fires A Year, 2022-374,300 House Fires-2,720 deaths-10,250 injuries, Pro-Narcotics Biden Reduces Sentences On Drug Criminals-2500 More Today, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Irony Of CNN Self Proclaimed 'Journalists', Old News-Man Had Crashed Truck Near Whitehouse A While Ago, Drama Stories About Burnt Homes, Last Year Tourists Were Trapped In Gold Mine, Man Says He Put Out Fire With Carton Of Milk, Teacher Unions Sux, Only Retarded Media Cares What 'Kid Rock' Says..., and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Boy Dies When Learning To Swim-Mom/Dad Arrested, Dogs Might Have Eaten Old Lady, Man Kills Two Homeless Folk, Bus Didn't Fall Off Overpass (Similar: Dog Didn't Pee On Fire Hydrant!), 31 Yr Old Man Died-Cause Not In Headline.}

Friday PM. {Biden Spread DisInfo On Pretend Constitutional Amendment, Troubled CBP One App To Be Disables, Elected BLM Activist Accused Of Misusing Money, Banning Cell Phones In Classrooms Is GREAT IDEA!, Trump Admin Will Have To Correct Biden's Screw-ups, CIA Analyst Guilty Of Leading SECRET Documents, L.A. Stands For Los Angeles, Only 10K Houses Destroyed In L.A. Out of 380K Homes Nationwide, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Many Bad Criminals In Jails, Meeting With Big City Mayors Should Be Beneath Presidents, Fire Drama, LA Stands For Louisiana, Truck Hit A Building On East Coast, NY Subway Stories Are Retarded, Bill Gates Said..., Rapper Stories Are Retarded Too, Louisiana Mayor Karen Bass, Snow In Winter-NY Media Freaks Again, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Lady Killed Man in NY Hellhole.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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