Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Thursday AM. {Biden Grouched His Last Prez Speech-no one cared, Trump Mugshot Done As A Painting, Do People Applaud When They Get Off Of Bus?, Sometimes Cops Detain Wrong Suspects-It's Like A Typo-Oops, It Gets Cold In Winter-Meteorologists Agree With Judge Wyld, Bezo Launches Rocket, Awesome Lady Teacher-Sex w Kid Who Lived With Her, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Biden Sits On Pillow! Shocking! Breaking News!, Flying Volcano Lava Looks Pretty In Hawaii, Will AI Replace Painters?, Idiotic Panic Headline Over Taxes, Ashley University-no one knows it, News Covering Other News Outlet as 'News'-It's Not News, Widow Says..., and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {No Nat'l Tragedy Today-Check with Your Local News For Local Tragedy.}

Thursday PM. {FBI Closed DEI Office, Trump Advised To Cut Sanctuary City Funding-Duh!, Biden Doubles Down On Shallow Presidency-Focused On Milkshakes, Democrat Politicians In NY Call Trump The Enemy?, Republicans Represent Their Districts-That's A Good Thing, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Guiliani-no one cares, Man Doesn't Like Antony Blinken, L.A. Fire Trucks, State Senator Was Shoved-Arrested, Rocket Test Story-Always Dumb, US House Drama-Change Of Committee Chair, Hollywood Doesn't Like Trump, Lawyers Love It When Cops Make Honest Mistakes, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {NY Pizza Suxs-Everyone But NY'rs Know It, Charges In A Local Murder, NYC Is In NY-That's All Anyone Knows.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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