Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

2024131 New Years Eve Quick Daily News Headline Analysis 4 Busy People Snark Commentary- Trend News

Tuesday AM. {USA Inspector Generals Says...DOJ Involved In Election Related Leaks, Biden Said..., NFL Stories Do Not Represent The USA, Newsweek dot com Has Map Of Northern Lights Viewing-North Third Of USA, News Wants You To Go To Trump TRUTH SOCIAL Site, Gangs Physically Attacking USA Border-Forced Invasion-SHOOT THEM, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Health Related Company Doing Well, Trying To Smear Gaetz With Innuendo, A Gang Guy Giggled, Old Stories Of Kids Dropped Off At Border, Retarded Marijuana, Owl Story-Niche Ref To Harry Potter, Family Drama Over Kid Custody, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Bad Girlfriend Stabbed Boyfriend's Dog, Girl-12yrs Old-Stabs Dad-He's Dead, Man Killed A Lady Over Rent.}

Tuesday PM. {Biden Wasn't All There-Duh! Two Weeks Of No News, Deep State Dems Want To Thwart Policies That The People Want, Every Day Is The Beginning Of A New Year, FBI Takes Man's Personal Property-Explosive Devices, Newsom Squandered Billions Of Untraceable Tax Payer Dollars?, Shouldn't There Be A Fire Code Violation In Times Square?, Selling Plastic Trash To NY'rs, 2025-Will Still Have Cold Winter, Biden's State Dept Called Out For Censorship, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Fight At Fast Food Place, EOY Is Excuse To Be An Idiot Adult, Lego Stories For Dummies, Political News On NYE, Musk Believes In Some Stupid Stuff.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {3 Dead In Mexico Shooting, Dead Lady Found In Woods-Unplugged Refrigerator, NYC Welcomes 2025 New Year Of Hellhole-ness, Man Lured A Kid Like A Fish Promised A Crawdad.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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