Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Saturday AM. {Biden Thinking About Stuff-Pardons/Clemency, Govt Wasn't Going To 'Shut Down', Madison Shooter Was Newbie, MisInfo Media Show Santa Pic For CHRISTmas Story, New Yorkers Are Idiots, Jew Haters Still Hating Israel, 28F In Wichita, Chicks Trolling Luigi For Clicks, Are ALL Adams Aides FUGLY?, Awesome Father Cuts Kid's Head Off, Awesome Teacher-Sex with 13yr Old, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Jewish Man Says..., Man Has Leg Surgery-Not News, Bear Gets Washed With Water, Something Fell Off Of A Drone, Lady Given High Bill For Car Ride-Maybe If She Was Prettier..., 'Kiss Penis' Retarded Clickbait, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Fight Over Parking Spot, Man Shot A Deer, Man Had Heartattack At School?, Fiery Helicopter Lands Safely.}

Saturday PM. {Biden Signs GOP Bill To Avoid Pretend Shutdown Of Gov't, Awesome Teachers On Cell Phones Or Fussing With Vapes, Coast Guard Guy Says Drones Followed Ship, Someone Caught Hobnobbing!!! Breaking News!, Rubio's Son Doesn't Have A Job!!!, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Lady Dies-No One You Know, Catalina Island-What?, NY Cop In Scandal, Lottery Ad, Old Lady Walked Away, Vanderbilt Is In Nashville, Story Not About Taylor Swift-Her Name Is In Headline Anyway, NYPD Is NOT US NEWS!, Small Marble Sculpture Of MAGA Hat, No One Is Looking Up 'Paisan'.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Car Is Smashed Somewhere In Remote State, Lady Steals Food Stamps-Nothing To Do With Holiday.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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