Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Tuesday AM. {Trump Teases Trudeau, Media Exploit Small Kid Victims Of School Shooting-Pics-Names-Statements, Lady Not Missing Admits She Wasn't Missing, Docs Still Trying To Put Pig Parts In People, Everyone Has Their Favorite Serial Killer-Don't We?-Just Me? Nevermind, Trump Looks Good-So LA Paper Stops Writing About Him, No New Drone News, Does An Ambassador Do Real Work?, New Jooyzies' Fascination With Lights In Sky-Stunned If They See Christmas Lights?, Attention Seeking Crazy Crockett Lost Her Mind-Called Latinos 'Slaves'?, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {CEO Is Decaying Clickbait-Bury The Story, Media Draws Red Circles Around Lights In Photos, Local Water Pipe Broke, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Since 2013-Over 100 Female Mass Shooters-Says Internet, Crazy Eyed Russian Lady Tries To Board US Airplane.}

Tuesday PM. {Drones-More Claims-No New News, Non-Christ Decorations Are Just Pretty Lights/Decorations, Entrance Exams For Smart High Schools, Large Cone In Brazil Falls Into Water-Unknown If Related To Christmas, Big City Crazies Want Electoral Protections Of Rural Folk Ripped Up, Hochul Can't Meet Anyone 'Face'-to Face, Christmas Is A Holy Day, Is Playing Volleyball A RIGHT?, Media Attacks Christian Schools-Media Believed Iowa Prez Polls, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Don Jr Has A New Girlfriend, Funerals With Alcohol-Yay! Celebrate Life, Sex At A Cop Workplace.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Man Abused Kid, Car Crash Into Garbage Truck-Injury, Man Falls Off Ice Cliff-Which Puts Rescuers In Danger.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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