Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.

Wednesday AM. {Jew Haters Still Hating In USA, Trump-6ft3in Tall, Holy Day-Holiday-Trees Must Have Nativity/Baby Jesus Ornaments, Astronauts Stranded By NASA Unnecessarily-Let Space Ship Land Safely Without THEM!, Trump Attacker Jack Smith-Desperate To Escape Accountability, Lady Fired Over Not Getting COVID Modified RNA Shot-Wins 12M$, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Head Makes Landfall On Local Beach-not US News, Any Cuomo-Pick One-No One Cares, Unknown Politician Wants Federal Appointment, Delivered Packages Can Be Damaged, Someone Said They Like Hegseth, Wife Of Husband Is Missing-Old Story, Elon Musk Is Wearing A Suit Today, Liam Payne? Who? no one cares-not clickbait, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Car Landed In Pool-no dead, Firefighter Set Fires, LA Lady Missing.}

Wednesday PM. {Kind Public Statement From President Trump and Biden, Trump Team Hiring Govt Officials, Barron Is In COLLEGE-Melania Let Him Grow Up!, Melania Should Have MORE Time To Be First Lady!, Cut Federal Spending By Elimating The Child Tax Credit Handout!!!, Hegseth Was Just A Major, Post-Election Time To Make Hollywood And Musicians Pay For Political Pushing, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Raining In The USA Today-Lots Of Rain, If Man Didn't Catch The Bus-How Did He Attack The Driver?, 105yr Old Lady-Yay!, Fire Whiny NYC Officials, Someone Says...RFKJR+ Being Difficult, Barbara Olsen's Husband Died, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Train Station Robbery, Man Beats Up Old Man In Hellhole NY, Crazy People Drama-Killed Father With Axe.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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