Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.
20241105 Tuesday Quick Daily News Headline Analysis 4 Busy People Snark Commentary- Trending News

Tuesday AM. {No Election News Until Tonight-Have A GREAT DAY!, Seriously-No One Knows ANYTHING Until Tonight, Normal Common Sense Candidates Are Too Extreme For Extremist Democrats, Some States Voting On Marijuana, N Korea Sends Missiles Into Water, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {I Saw A Squirrel On A Fence This Morning, Chased Driver Crashed-Lived, A Democrat Advisor Says..., Musicians-Possible Sex Issues, Ivanka Trump Clickbait-no story, Desperate Elon Musk n Rogan Clickbait, Man Wanted To Attack Power Grid-Didn't Succeed, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Saturday-Girl Killed By Pontoon Boat Propeller.}

Tuesday PM. {BREAKING ELECTION NEWS! In The Swing States If GOP Wins Races They'll Get Those Seats-But We Don't Know If They Win Any Or If They'll Win More-If They Do You Can Add Those To Their Seats By How Ever Many They Win-Thanks Expert Bob/Bill/Jim/Julie/Sam, Voting Problems Happened-Being Solved, Some Places Have More Votes-Other Places Have Less Votes, Judge Wyld's Election Posts On Social Media Didn't Go Viral, Some Places Are Divided, Retarded People Stressed About Election-So Sad, Black Man Votes For Trump-His Black Brother Voted Based On Race, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {More Illegal Aliens Coming To Border-Duh!, Prince-A Singer-His Sister Died, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Kid Killed In Car Crash-Nothing To Do With Football Game, New York Is Still Hellhole-Election Day and Every Day!.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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