Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.
20241031 Thursday Quick Daily News Headline Analysis 4 Busy People Snark Commentary- Trending News

Thursday AM. {Campaigns Still Campaigning-No 'Closing' Argument Yet, US House Of Representatives Calls Out FTC As Political Election Tool, Musk's X Is A Free Speech Platform-Yay!-So Is Rumble Video Platform, Baseball Riots Prove George Floyd Riots Were NOT About George Floyd, Puerto Rico Garbage Problem-Media Ignores-Plays Up Comedian Drama Instead, Go-Kart Track-Basketball Hoops-Bad Noisy Neighbors, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Kardashian-Not Clickbait, Talk Show Guy Begs Kamala To Visit, A Kind Man Turns Out To Be Bad Man, Judge Wyld Says No One Cares About British Royals-Eric Trump Agrees, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Awesome Mom Kills Her Kids/Herself, Man Beats Up Man On Airplane, Hellhole NY-3 People Shot-Dead, Man Shot In Leg.}

Thursday PM. {Parents Of Subway Surfers Should Pay For Drone Program, Kamala Illegal Aliens Rushing To Break In To USA-Before Trump Stops It, Kamala Killing Babies Promise, Post Office Election Mail Dumped On Ground, Trump Suing CBS For Crooked Video Editing, Mark Cuban-Retarded Woosie(useless, irrelevant or completely lame)?, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Johnson Says, No One Cares About Seagal, Rogan-no one cares, An In-Law Says..., Crime For No Reason?, Man Became A Cop, What Is An Expensive Pirate?, Lots Of People See Eagles Each Year, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {NY Cop Shot, Rapper Guilty!, Homeless Man Living In Prison Now, Jew Hater Hates On Jewish Man/Son.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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