Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.
Monday AM. {Counting Dead-Not Yet 100-From Helene Storm Inland, Water Wipes Out Fragile Infrastructure, Mitch McConnell Gives Favored Candidates Money, Trump Assassin (The One Still Alive) Might Plead Not Guilty!, Balding Emhoff Is Psaki's Real Man, Pervs Like Lily White Singing Girl Displaying AS$ in Short Pleated Skirt, Parents Buy Houses Without Playgrounds Nearby, Kamala Hosts Rally For-HERSELF!, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Man Had Dream About Water And Fallen Trees On Road-2 Days After Helene!, Lindsey Graham-Ppl Still Don't Care About Him, Fish In A Puddle In NY, Kids Get Diseases, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Trooper Killed-Hit By Vehicle, Rose Hill Infant Dead-Decomposing In Backyard, Awesome Teacher-Sex w Teen Boy.}

Monday PM. {Kamala Excuse For Her Word Salad?-Kamala Too Drowsy To Be President?, Kamala Not Stupid?-Just Tired?, JOE BIDEN Says He Was Banned From Olympics, Replace One Claimed Corrupt Democrat With Another?, Obama Still Ruining The Country?-Running US Gov't?, Why Can't Humans Poop In The Woods?, Time For Humans To Move Out Of Hurricane Paths, Clowns (are fun)-Are Not Monsters Or Thieves, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Rich College Activists Say..., Creepy Debate Stories-Before Debate!, Gay Bar Drama Clickbait-No Biting The Bait-Something Smells, Hurricane Wedding Drama, Crime-Broad Daylight and Dead Of Night, Obama's Half Bro Says..., and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Kid Cut With Kife?-Near A School?, Word Butchered In Seattle Headline-"somhow", NY Voting On Killing Babies? Why?.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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