Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.
Friday AM. {Not New For Trump To Be Unifier-Chaotic Democrats Need To Change, Overnight Computer Outage-So What? Govt Wants To Ration Electricity/Water, 'What If' Stories About Assassin, Democrat Election Stress-Easy-Stop Creating Chaos, Why Do You Think Obama Used To Be Popular?, Media Goes Bonkers Over 'Possible' Biden Dropout-Clickbait, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {7600 Funerals A Day-What Is The Media Hiding?, Guy's Name On Back Of Jacket, Guys Don't Like Boys Dogging Daughters-Duh!, Polls-Before/After/During-Yawn, If Only The World Knew What You Say Each Day-You'd Be Ashamed, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Local Crime News Just Filler-On Slow Political News Days.}

Friday PM. {Nobody Knows Democrat Moulton-Neither Does Biden, Kamala Harris or NOT Kamala Harris-Biden Or Not?, Awesome Pimply Teacher-Sexy Photo To Student, Trump Leads Two MidEast States, Trump VP From MidEast State, AOC Jealous About The 'Other Woman'-Kamala, Trump Needs Law Enforcement Protection-Duh!, Biden Bucks Spent On Illegal Aliens In Panama, Trump's Speech Was Popular, Did Biden Sneakily Release the DNC Delegates?, Korean Spy, What Day Did The So-Called Source Leak To NBC?.}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Spilled Salsa Closes Pool, Rats Suffer Sexually In Heat, No One Cares What Adams Says..., Dog Story, Ladies Wear Skimpy Clothes In Summer-Duh!, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Lady Missing in Cali, Dangerous NYC-Man Rapes Lady In Store, Lady Committed Suicide.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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