Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.
Saturday AM. {Biden Runs From Cognitive Test During Run For Prez, 1 Man Getting Deported, Fetterman Expects Democrat Politicians To Lie About Biden, LGBTQ+ Ppl Don't Like Gay People, Previous Biden 'Decline Deniers' Finally Coming Out, Maybe Biden Has Parkinsons-Doctor, Cori Bush Isn't A Victim-She's A Fool Extremist Activist, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {No Body Knows Who Scaramucci Is, Business Man Over Charged For Ice Cream-Don't Buy It, Inmates Get Video Games, Crazy Man Lives In Apartment-Duh!, People Complain About Airlines, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Man Kills Self With Firework On His Head, Two Girls Drown On East Coast, Man Kills Wife, Dead Body Found-Duh!}

Saturday PM. {The News is ALL TRASH Tonight-Do Something Else, French Americans Vote Twice?, Millions Of People Have Great Weather Today!, Jill Biden's Ex Still Saying Stuff...Why?, Awesome Chunky Teacher With Makeup-Sex With Grown Student, Sending Cars Over A Cliff On July 4th-Alaskan Fun, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Add-on Stories About Crimes, HOA Presidents Are Retarded Old Men-Retarded Boys Cuss, Man Runs-Likes To Run, Rain Clouds Still Haven't Arrived In Texas-Why A Story?, Someone Dreamed They Were Hit By A Truck?, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Clever Way To Go To Jail-Ask Bank For 1 Penny, FAFO-Mouthy Entitled White Teen Owns 200$ Fishing Rod-Fishes Illegally-Child Tax Credit Abuse, Boat Crash-1 Dead, Firework In Hand-Blows Into His Head-Dead, Actor's Daughter Died, 4 Killed In Kentucky.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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