Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.
Monday AM. {Bragg's Biz Records Trial-Victim To Sit With Probation Officer, Hunter Biden Not Testifying In HIS Multi Felony 'Naked Gun' Trial, Guilty Conscience -AOC Paranoid She'll Go To Jail, Kamala Doesn't Like Protesters Yelling AT HER!, Are Mothers Who Are Assaulted More Important Than Non-Mothers?, Rescued Hostages Stories-Exploitation or Entertaining?, Cancel Culture Against Israel, Cops Shoot Bank Robber, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Car Hits Camel, Penguins Grow Old Too!, Lady Penguin Had Sex In 1999 & 2023, Girl Attacked By Shark-Mom Says..., Rodeo Bull Jumps Over Arena Ring-Attacks Red Tshirt With Person In It, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {What Did It Say Before Man Punched Lady Or Man, Cops Looking For Illegal Aliens Who Beat Up American, Murder Suicide-Man-Brother-Parent, Man Stole A Car.}

Monday PM. {USA Coast Guard Turns Around 300+ Illegal Aliens Invading By Sea, Teaching Business Basics In School-About Time, Alternate Electors Are Not Fake-Fake Case In AZ, Trump Revitalizes A Terrible Candidate, Millions On USA West Coast See Only 65 Degrees Today, Democrats Deny Justice To Republican New Yorkers, Democrats Wanted Trump To Welcome Illegal People Into USA, Biden Ok In MN-But Not In The Gopher State, Israel Haters Are Anti-Social And Rude, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Olympics-Awe-Yawn, What IS? tony awards, Drugs Can Hurt People, Kite Surfer Took A Risk-Needed 911 To Be Saved, Ban Scooters From Illegal Aliens, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Mental Acting Defendant Proud In June Of Killing 3yr Old, Man Cut Near Bowling Alley, Car Breaks Fire Hydrant, Zillionth Story About Neck Stabber In NY-Journalism Boredom By A 1000 Cuts, LA Hell Hole-Duh!.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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