Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.
Saturday AM. {Save the Lost Souls In Blue Cities USA-No Need to Go To Haiti, Economy Must Be Great If Spending Money On Espresso Martini, Trump Needs To State Policy That Helps Only Singles-Families Already Get Too Much, Lying Corrupt Democrat Bob Menendez, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Careless Man Violates Ammo Laws-Avoids Jailtime, Governors Don't Like Newsome, Hunter's Laptop Is Real-Gun Trial Judge, Generic White Blond Girl Has a Webcast, Animal Was At A Tattoo Joint, Hurricane Panic Predictions, VHS Tapes Are Still Not A Thing, BDSM Is Not Mainstream At Any Age, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Do-Not-Hire List Of Suspicious Fired Teachers, Lady Killed In Haiti-Don't Go To Haiti.}

Saturday PM. {Awesome Mom Killed Her Kid-Baby Formula & Mountain Dew!, Biden Tells Tall Tale (lie) About Appt To Naval Academy, Blue Angels Are Awesome-So Are The Thunderbirds And Golden Knights, Lying Pelosi Lying Schiff Lying Schumer, Corrupt Lying Democrat Menendez, Lots Of Boeing Planes Took Off-And Landed!!!, Reprogram Jew Haters To Like Jews, Democrats Tell White N.Africans & Middle Easterners That They Ain't White, RFKJR+ Immature Campaign Stunt With Chickens, Israel Haters Use Any Microphone To Out Themselves, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Song Writer Dies-He Was Old, People Fly On Their Days Off Work-Duh, Dolphin Dies, Bird Gave Birth-To Baby Birds, Predictions Stories About Prez Debates, Trump Played Golf Today, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Cook Bear Meat Well Done-Otherwise Get 'Brain Worms', Arsonist Kills Man-Family Is Mad, Cop Crashed Her Own Car-Died, Risky Behavior-Man Used The Subway.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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