Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.
Monday AM. {Israel To Stabilize Rafah-Free Hostages, Media Plays Down Rape Story Told By Katie Britt-Is Border Rape Different Than Cartel Rape?, Spring Break-Proof That College Isn't Too Expensive/Child Tax Credit Isn't Needed, Teens Learn To Bash Ppls Heads Into Concrete-Awesome Parents Raise Them, Take Away Child Tax Credit From Violent/Thieving Families, Crazy Gang Guy In Haiti-USA Leaves, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Spring Break Click Bait?, Oscars, Porn Lady, Aim Low-They're Riding Shetlands, "Ex-football player" ClickBait-He Killed His Mom, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Road Rage Shooting-Florida, Road Rage Car/Motorcycle, Bubonic Plague in US-One Dead, Small Plane Crash In VA, Fire In Jersey, Man Raped 71yr Rich Lady.}

Monday PM. {Presidents Use Executive Orders To Impose Their Will-Obama-Trump-Biden, Biden Back To Bungling, Trump Realistic About Dictators and Knows How To Fight Them, U.S. House Finds Faults In Shamed Cassidy's Story, LGBTQ- Not About The Kids' Education-It's About Adult Passions, Subways Cut Of Limbs Of Shoved Passengers-Ban Subways, Faith Leaders Need To Stop Sanctuary Cities-Not Fight For Fed $$, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Surgically Extending Limbs To Be Taller, AI Can Be Wrong-Need Hazard Analysis, NYC Is An Unfriendly Sanctuary City?, Sydney Sweeney Bares Breasts In The Voyeurs On Amazon, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {NY Sex Club-No One Cares, Man Shot Horse.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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