Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.
Thursday. {Marianne Williamson Drops Out 2024-I didn't See Her Anywhere-Bummer, Yesterday USA Drone Strike On Iranian Targets, Can A Non-Parent Visit A School?, SCOTUS Meets To Hear Capitol Attack Appeal, Illegal Alien Charged With Killing 16yr Girl, Microsoft Censoring Info About Uyghurs?, Mayor Says Abuse Of Remote Work Makes You A Loser, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories. {Pretend Trump Story From Yesterday, Planes Bump While Being Deiced, Cruise Ship Bumps Pier, Earth's Weather Bigger Than Human Models-Volcanoes-Sun Flares-etc, Banning Abortion-Which Is Killing Babies-Makes Sense, Health Care to Have Healthy Babies-Is Health Care, No Such Thing As Favorite Pizza, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Fetus Found On Miami Beach, Helicopter Crashes Near San Diego, Plane Steward Video Recorded Girls In Bathroom, Plane Passenger Tries to Open Door On Ground, Train Hits Truck, Lottery Incites Debt & Theft To Buy Tickets, Ladies Claim Rape in Bahamas.}

Thursday PM. {Biden Knowingly Kept Classified Information, Report Covers For Biden's Illegal Possession of Classified Documents, Tucker and Putin Sat Down, Biased Old Judge In Trump Case Tired of Hearing About His Bias, Trump Says-Nikki Bad, Black Privilege-Never Saying Sorry, Democrats In Senate Prioritize Ukraine Over USA Border, A Hamas Commander Claims He Surrendered, Why Would Parents Complain About College?-Their Kids Are Adults, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories. {Ugly Pink Cocaine, Old Michelle Hates Politics Story, One Part On a Space Craft Doesn't Create A Crisis, Fish Sex In Florida Keeps People Awake, Do Climbers Poop On the Mountain?, A Potential Tornado Is NOT A Tornado, Fauci Book-Do You Believe It?, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Ladies Claim Rape in Bahamas, JW Had Honeymoon In Bahamas-Don't Recall Any Sex.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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