Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.
Wednesday AM. {SCOTUS Denies Entry Into Sex Parts Fray, Trump Calls Nikki a Nimrod- A silly or foolish person; An idiot, Artist Fanatics In Seattle Let Paintings Burn, Mayorkas Hiding From Impeachment, CNN Debate Rejected By Republicans, Creepy Yoga Pants In Public-But Shock At Man In Shorts In Apartment On Newsmax/Dick Morris, Can’t Take Funny Name ‘Houthi’ Seriously, Iran Rocket Hits Pakistan-Maybe 2 Kids Dead, Hostage Medicine On Way To Gaza?, Biden Incited Student Riots, and even more Click Bait!}

AM Dumbest Stories {Dead Pension? Or Dead Teamsters?, What are ‘Possible’ Measles?, Click Bait Pretending Trump is Racist, Underwear and Yoga Pants Are Same Thing, Snow Stopped, Any MLB/NFL/NBA Story, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Boy Dies Under School Bus, Man Escapes Jail, Pole Dancing Class, Balloon Crash Deaths, Thailand Factory Explosion-Dead, RV Crash On Cali Speedway.}

Wednesday PM. {Trump Accused Of Talking To His Lawyers-In the Court Room, Belief in ‘Insurrection’ Conspiracy Theory, Drives Dan Goldman Over The Edge, Dan Goldman Insane Rant, Awesome Loving Teacher-Sex Teenagers! Yay!, Maine Judge Gives Up-Waits For Supreme Court on States Monkeying With 2024 Ballots, Israeli Man Says..., Hamas War, Blinken Went To DAVOS on Official US Govt Plane, and even more Click Bait!}

PM Dumbest Stories {Kamala Says..., Apple Blocked from Importing Watches, Illegal To Own Monkey In Mexico, God Gift of Sexual Pleasure-Pope Says Don’t Abuse it, Tiny Snake on Asia Plane, Biden Admin Plane Maintenance Couldn’t Fix Govt Plane, and old stories stretched to keep in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime {Man In Car Wreck-Daughter Dies, Lady In Labor-Sent Boss A Video, Man Stabbed In Brazil, Amish Guy Killed People, Man & 2yr Son Die Together.}

The Headlines are written by Judge Wyld and the text is scrolled at the bottom of the video screen during the shows. Listening to the show will provide a healthier perspective about News Headlines. After exposure to the news, You MUST still be a warm, loving, kind, productive person the rest of your day.
o What can you determine from the headlines and can you quickly move on with your important day?
o Can you resist clicking on click-bait headlines and photos? Resist digging into stories about so-called 'Stars' of music, sports, movies.
o Be in-the-know without being in the mud! Skim headlines and move on. 20 minutes to assess the top news headlines is plenty.

CAUTION: When listening to the Rumble shows and Locals Videos remember:
1. Dry humor and side-remark snark is not intended to hurt your feelings.
2. You can evaluate and care about the plight of others and still move on quickly without guilt.
3. Your best use of time and energy is to keep your own life lovingly and solidly positive.

o Seriously, Do you HAVE to read more when you see Headlines with the words;
Alleged, Accused, Claim, Says, Tells,
Possibly, Could Be, May, Might, Should Be,
Targets, Attacks, Slams, Rips, Roasts
Odd, Mysterious, Bombshell, Vanishing, Suspicious,...

o Do you HAVE to click if you See:
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
Nurse, Soldier, Teacher, Surgeon,
Student, State Senator, First Responder,
Wedding, Fiance, Star, HS Athlete,...
What other words get you to not read or click and move on with your day?

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