A childhood friend from the middle of the USA texted me and asked if I need a passport when boating near the Canadian Border. My Response: If you accidentally cross the border going through the middle of the Strait of Juan De Fuca, you just tell the Canadian Navy that you are the great-great-great-great-great-great-notsogreat grandson of Juan and his 16th wife's housemaid. Trudeau will still paddle out to slap you thrice upon the cheek and nose with a sea salt-soaked paper mask that doesn't hurt much because it's soggy and falling apart before the first soft-wristed slap.
You can't, however, cross to the Canadian water and come back over to the United States side of the imaginary line in the sea; you have to boat down to Mexico where Border Agents will provide a fun horse ride and then a let you sleep soundly in the dark during your free, chartered, nighttime air travel to anywhere in the USA for any Washington State Boater or anyone else who also doesn't have a passport on them.
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Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.
Monday AM. {Clearly USA TRUMP Scotland Business Trip Is Very Worth It!, Public Self Defense Is Good For Society-Saves Lives-ref: MI Walmart, Self Defense In The Woods For Bears/ Mountain Lions/ AND Would-Be Murderers, Shouldn't Public Officials Be Afforded Personal Free Speech?, Parents Get Wasteful Child Tax Credit To Pay For 'SOFTBALL CAMP'!!!, and even more Click Bait!}
AM Dumbest Stories. {40mph Winds Over The Ocean, USA Copper Mine Started Years Ago?, NY Retarded Local News Is NOT US NEWS, A Man Is Being Probed-Pubic Hair Clickbait, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Releasing Criminals Early-Hurts, A Kid Died In May, Lady Dies From Falling Tree Limb, 5 Year Old Kid Shot By His Brother-Accidentally, Missing Lady Still ...
Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.
Sunday AM. {Illegal Aliens-Girl Predators On Dating Sites?, Bill Clinton Pal Of Epstein, 2024 Harris Campaign Funds Violations?, Man Has 102d Bday, and even more Click Bait!}
AM Dumbest Stories. {Lady Changed Her Face But Not License Photo, Someone SAYS...Clickbait About Trump, Politicians Grandkid Wondered Outside The House, Not Nat'l News, Man Writes Book About Son's Shark Attack, Riddle Clickbait-Who Is This TikTok Cult Person?, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Car Crash Killed A Man, Kids Kept In Bad Conditions-By Foster Parents, NY-Lady Raped In Their Own Apartment, Sailboat Sinks-Wednesday.}
Sunday PM. {Will Stock Market Sky Rocket Monday After USA TRUMP/ EU Big Trade Deal, Mid East Walmart Stabbing Yesterday, CIA ...
Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.
Saturday AM. {A Weekend Of Media Repeat News/ Talking Head, Subcommittee Wants To Subpoena Clintons etc Over 'Epstein', "I have NEVER watched a Colbert show"-Judge Wyld, Latest Trump EOs, Jimmy Hoffa Is Still Dead?, What IS The 10th Amendment?, and even more Click Bait!}
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Local Tragedy/Crime. {Dance Teacher Arrested-Yay!}
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