A childhood friend from the middle of the USA texted me and asked if I need a passport when boating near the Canadian Border. My Response: If you accidentally cross the border going through the middle of the Strait of Juan De Fuca, you just tell the Canadian Navy that you are the great-great-great-great-great-great-notsogreat grandson of Juan and his 16th wife's housemaid. Trudeau will still paddle out to slap you thrice upon the cheek and nose with a sea salt-soaked paper mask that doesn't hurt much because it's soggy and falling apart before the first soft-wristed slap.
You can't, however, cross to the Canadian water and come back over to the United States side of the imaginary line in the sea; you have to boat down to Mexico where Border Agents will provide a fun horse ride and then a let you sleep soundly in the dark during your free, chartered, nighttime air travel to anywhere in the USA for any Washington State Boater or anyone else who also doesn't have a passport on them.
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Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.
Thursday AM. {Trump To Decide On CDC Director, Europe Continues Their Trade War On USA Booze, Bored Australians Freak Out Over Wombat, Man Charged With Child Sex Abuse, FEMA Pursuing Illegal Alien Related Smuggling, and even more Click Bait!}
AM Dumbest Stories. {Military Haircuts-Hegseth Clickbait, ESPN Drama? Why?, Man Was Shocked, Play By Play Of Man's Drama, Wendy's Is A Fast Food Joint, Pothole Pete Drama Isn't National News, Sickle Cells, Trans Clickbait-no one cares, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Bunch of Local Drama Clickbait That Isn't US NEWS, Man Had Drugs In His House.}
Thursday PM. {Democrats To Shutdown Government-Dems Fail To Get Just 8 Votes, USA Has Less Legal Aliens Now, Homan Eats Apple, Trump Gets ...
Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.
Wednesday AM. {Parody Headlines, STORMS FOR MILLIONS On Pacific Coast TODAY!-Possible High Winds, ActBlue-Democrat Funding Organization-Terror Ties?, Massive Coverup At USAID?-Burn The Financial Evidence?, Common Sense-Raise Fire Insurance Rates On Cali!, Tom Homan Says..., The Boeing Starliner DID NOT LEAVE Astronauts STRANDED-Starliner Landed Safely On Earth-Explain THAT!, Estimate Costs Of Projects Better, Why Have Sports In Universities Anyway?, and even more Click Bait!}
AM Dumbest Stories. {Possibility Of Mid East and Atlantic Coast Weather Late This Week, Nobody Knows Wendy, Diddy, Crazy Person On A Plane, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {East Coast Cops Might Have Sold Official Drugs, Man Kills Young Man-Sex w Wife.}...
Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.
Tuesday AM. {Current Trump Advisor Says Economy Will Be Good, Canada Refuses To Have Even Trade With USA, No Such Thing As 'Trump' Trade War, Govt Spending Bills Votes This Week, French Fries With Beef Tallow-Sounds Not Tasty, and even more Click Bait!}
AM Dumbest Stories. {Whoopie-no one cares, Booze Sellers 'Fear' Tariffs, Family Drama Stories, Dating Drama Stories, Trump Will Buy A Tesla Vehicle, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {Kid Stopped From Threats To Do School Shooting, Missing Bikini Lady Is Still Missing, Wife Arrested For Hiring Hitman, Lady Died During Her Mexico Vacation, Man Killed Overnight In Texas, School Bus Accident-no deaths, Tornado In Florida.}
Tuesday PM. {Canada Changes Electricity 'Tariff' After ...
