A childhood friend from the middle of the USA texted me and asked if I need a passport when boating near the Canadian Border. My Response: If you accidentally cross the border going through the middle of the Strait of Juan De Fuca, you just tell the Canadian Navy that you are the great-great-great-great-great-great-notsogreat grandson of Juan and his 16th wife's housemaid. Trudeau will still paddle out to slap you thrice upon the cheek and nose with a sea salt-soaked paper mask that doesn't hurt much because it's soggy and falling apart before the first soft-wristed slap.
You can't, however, cross to the Canadian water and come back over to the United States side of the imaginary line in the sea; you have to boat down to Mexico where Border Agents will provide a fun horse ride and then a let you sleep soundly in the dark during your free, chartered, nighttime air travel to anywhere in the USA for any Washington State Boater or anyone else who also doesn't have a passport on them.
Valentines Day Message from and to All of the Gloomy and Old People out There!!!
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Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.
Thursday AM. {Stock Market Is UP UP UP Today!!!, Charlie Kirk In Real Life (IRL) Influencer- Gun Person Still Not Captured, 9/11 Tragedy or Celebration, People Are A 'Who'-not a 'that', and even more Click Bait!}
AM Dumbest Stories. {Charlie Kirk Clickbait-'Experts' Guess...-Reaction Drama, Giuliani..., NY 'Hero' Cab Driver, Lots Of People Helped Get Trump Elected!!! Yay!, Old and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
Local Tragedy/Crime. {NY Can't See Crime Beyond Their Borders.}
Thursday PM. {Charlie Kirk-An Influencer, When Is 9/11?, Not Awesome Teachers-Cheer Death Of Kirk, When You Die-Who You Know-Matters, Another Fed Judge Defies The Supreme Court With A Nat'l Injunction, and even more Click Bait!}
PM Dumbest Stories. {Friends In The News, ...
Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.
Wednesday AM. {President Trump's Dinner At Joe's, Retarded Black Chick Yamiche Alcindor, Getting Accurate Drug Info In Ads, Racist SCOTUS Justices' Dissent To ICE Arresting Illegal Aliens In L.A., Unbuckled People On A Bumpy Plane Flight-Hospitalized, 'Pod Force One'-Embarrassing Branding-Jumble of Nonsense Words, and even more Click Bait!}
AM Dumbest Stories. {Clickbait Clamor By Media-Iryna Drama, Dems Won Back An 'Existing' Dem US House Seat, Car Crash-no date in article?, Kamala 'Implied'..., Epstein Book, A Cop Was Put On Leave, Louisiana Wildfire? [ref NYP LA; should be L.A., Lots Of People Take Selfies With Shirts Off, Retarded Writer Writes A Story That Cancels Itself-about a tow yard?, and old stories stretched to keep drama in the News.}
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Judge Wyld LOCALS is an Extension of the Judge Wyld Rumble Channel ‘INTELLIGENT TALK’. Intelligent Talk Hosts 2 Daily Shows that present a spirited but healthy way to read the news and move on with your day.
Here are today’s rewritten snarky headlines.
Tuesday AM. {Companies Trying To Corner Students To THEIR AI Solutions, SCOTUS Ruling On Using Federal Troops To Clean Up Crime, Local Crime By Repeat Offender, FEMA Employees Sex Text Etc-Fired, Trump Federal Agents Capture Cartel Members In USA-23 States, No One Knows What Miss America Looks Like-Makeup Covers ENTIRE FACE!, Awesome Mom Gave Her Son To God!!! Yay God!, US House Republicans Release MORE Epstein Files Monday Night-Promises Kept?, and even more Click Bait!}
AM Dumbest Stories. {Black Killer Pretended To Be White, FCC Might/Maybe/Possibly Hold Media Accountable, 'Horrific Details'-yawn, Cops Found A Dead Body In A Vehicle, NY Politics Clickbait For Losers, Cheater Getting A Divorce-Drama Clickbait, A Victim Testifies In Court-Sad, and old stories stretched...
